I play disappointed men in adverts and sitcoms.
I like making things up. For example, I co-wrote Home Time .
Like you, I'm dying. Before it happens, I'd quite like a single entry on a quotations website.
When anyone asks for proof that a story you're telling actually happened, please consider using the phrase "No anecdote is improved by citation."
Prefaced with "I think it was Neil Edmond who said..."
My agents for acting, writing and voicing are United Agents
Or I'm almost entirely not on Twitter